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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:18

Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Then came..
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